Disappointing Affirmations Deck

National bestselling author Dave Tarnowski, the visionary behind the 2.4-million+ follower @DisappointingAffirmations Instagram account, presents a life-changing* deck of hilariously realistic affirmation cards that offer guidance and sympathetic wisdom for a disappointing world.

*your results may vary

Toxic positivity is a drag. Failure is always an option. Use these affirmation cards to find clear-eyed, realistic inspiration and motivation to cut through the bullshit, get things done, or don’t. Select a card daily, weekly, or moment-by-moment as the need arises, for such guidance as:

• You will get through this, I promise you. / You don’t really have a choice.
• You are good enough. / Not the best, but you’ll do.
• Wherever you go, there you are. / The same bundle of neuroses, just in a different location.
• Need a break but can’t get away? / Go on a spiral.
• Move the fuck on already.