How to be Famous

Johanna Morrigan (AKA music journo ‘Dolly Wilde’) has a problem – her unrequited love, singer-songwriter John Kite, has become an unlikely heartthrob to the Britpop masses. He has become an unlikely Number One pin-up. And what’s more painful than unrequited love? Unrequited love with someone the whole world wants too!

Johanna decides to use everything she’s observed about the perils of fame to write a genius monthly column for Britain’s coolest magazine, The Face. After all, she knows a bit about this cooler-than-thou-elite – she lives in Camden; has interviewed 3/4 of Blur already – and Liam Gallagher once bummed a fag off her! Plus she’s now part of fierce rising indie maverick Suzanne Banks of The Branks’ inner circle.

She even had a one-night stand with Jerry Sharp, a famous comedian, although that was mainly because ‘it would make a great anecdote’. But with her own star rising fast now, that one looks like it’s going to come back to seriously haunt her…